Welcome to the Week 6 Edition of WTS, featuring an Eagles blow out win over Saquon Barkley and occasionally some other people. This edition is coming out a little later than I would normally like, much like our offence this season, but it’s here now, so let’s get down to business.
This game showcased much of what you would expect in an Eagles/Giants match up at what some could construe as a home game, complete with Manning face, Odell arguing with inanimate objects, and Big Blue View’s discussion of decent draft options by halftime.
Notes on the Game:
- Saquon Barkley is kinda good.
- Eli is not.
- Apparently the new Tide ads make people want to eat Tide pods.
- Manning threw in interception within the first 45 seconds of the game. This brings him up to 88 since 2013, the most in the league.
- The Eagles scored more points in the first quarter (24) then they have in any game so far this season.
- Fuck Dallas.
Being as though the second half was relatively boring, the Giants were already dead, and I’ve never heard a collective national trashing of a team like what I was reading, I decided to skip the second half in favor of some select poetry from some of our very own BGN members. We are a talented group.
Speaking of BGN, I know that a lot of you play Fantasy Football.
Please don’t be that guy (or girl)…
I don’t care who you have on your FF team, you should NEVER feel conflicted or divided about what team or players you want to perform well during an Eagles game. This wasn’t garbage time, this was about 10 minutes into the game. Moving on.
As usual, look for bonus reddit comments at the end.
1ST HALF~ INTS, TDS, SAQUON, TIDE PODS, & MELTDOWNS.
IT’S A TIDE AD
LUCK & TRADING SACKS
AND ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER ONE
STOP, THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD
2ND HALF IS CANCELLED AS A SIGN OF MERCY
Select BGN Art ~
BONUS REDDIT COMMENTS
That wraps it up for the WK 6 Edition of WTS.
Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did putting it together.
‘Till next time.